An Idiot And Two Pretty Girls

Who's an idiot? I am an idiot or what?

Do it quick!

Come on.

Any idea why you're standing here?

No idea?

Just because it's a beautiful day?

Just because you want to have some conversations, a nice friendly conversation with you?

Oh, probably it's about this?

Is it about this?

What the hell is so funny about it?

It says I-D-I-O-T

Means? Read it.

Idiot?

Means?

Idiot.

Idiot!

Any idea where I found this piece of paper?

I'm pretty sure you know where I found it.

Take that smile out of your face!

No reason for smiling, knock it off!

Dance floor?

Dance floor!

No, I'm not dancing floor, it was on my back, and you know it was on my back.

So, check it.

You can imagine how the last two hours have been for me.

Everybody was staring at me.

Everybody was pointing with a finger to me.

Everybody was laughing at me.

And I didn't know why.

Until a friend told me,

"Tom, have a look at your back.

There's a little piece of paper with a nice word on it.

Idiot! Who is an idiot?

I am an idiot!

I'm giving you this house.

I'm giving you to eat, to drink.

I'm giving you your rooms.

I'm giving you an education.

I'm giving you a home.

I'm giving you everything you need.

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