An Evening With Kitten (Francesca Kitten Natividad)
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Kitten starrs in this hilarious burlesque extravaganza. Share in her tribute to The Hulk, Bruce Lee and Dracula. Released on video in '85. Truly a video of mammoth proportion
Published by herfale
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I read an article once about the power of positive thinking.
It said if you really believe in yourself, you can be anything you want.
So I decided I was going to be a brain surgeon.
And for months I went around saying, "Scalpel, clamp, hacksaw."
But nothing ever happened.
I never became a brain surgeon.
Then I decided to become an astronaut.
I told myself, "Think positive."
So for months I went around saying, "We have a go for launch. Fire the retro rockets."
But I never became an astronaut.
Then I decided I was going to be a glamorous, sexy movie star.
So I went around saying, "How much is he offering? Call my agent."
Baby, that part was made for me.
But I never became a movie star.
Then I seriously considered becoming a wino.
But I just couldn't do it because I still wanted to be a movie star.
I kept telling myself, "Think positive."
And one day something's going to happen.
And then one day it did.
And I lived happily ever after.
And here she is, that tantalizing temptress of titillation,
the answer to every man's dreams, Miss Kitten Nuttipida!
Tit Lash!
Nyah!
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