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Really?

Yeah, you have to have the right hobby. What's your hobby?

My hobby is fighting with my ex-girlfriend man.

That's not a hobby.

That's just a, that's a pastime.

What do you have to say when I say this is my hobby?

I'm smelling the hummus.

Leather and sweat man.

You like that? Good combination huh?

Man I was wondering if somebody had a penis pump or a cock ring.

You're not gonna need it.

So anyways I have a little surprise. Can you guess what the surprise is?

Uh, female?

Yeah, female. But the best part is that she doesn't know.

No?

Yeah, a man that can talk ***** into just about anything.

We talked a girl into doing a movie about three months ago.

Really?

But she didn't, we didn't have any film in the fucking camera.

Yeah, that was, that got a little hairy afterwards.

Oops.

Somebody's at the door man.

Check your door my man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hang in there.

Keep the straight face.

Hey.

Hi, I'm looking for Mr. Del Toro.

Amber?

Yes.

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