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You just seem to never ever ever get enough attention.

Constantly seeking more and more attention from your peers and your friends.

By goofing off and causing a ruckus in my classroom.

Well young man, your tax payers dollars with your parents and what not are not going to waste here.

My job is to see to it that you and your friends are educated and educated well.

And I cannot do my job if you are going to continue to act like this.

So, I'm giving you the opportunity right now to explain yourself to me.

And tell me where you're coming from.

Well don't be coy with me, let's hear it.

Huh?

Cat got your tongue there mister.

Well, I've been a teacher for a very, very long time.

You see, this might be my tenth year now of teaching high schoolers.

And over the years I've definitely learned a thing or two about class clowns.

Yeah, I definitely know what they're up to and why they like to play the little games that they play.

You see, I bet that even though you might be one of the smarter **** in class.

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