A voluptuous brunette places a guy on a cross and compels him to engage in sexual intercourse with her.

Also, with the market going the way that it is, you could stand to make a killing in the next couple of years.

The truth is, you shouldn't buy a house to sell it.

You should buy a house because it fits your needs.

Because it makes you happy. I'm very happy in my house.

Would you like to make an offer, Mr. Sinclair?

Let me think about that.

Sure, no pressure. But you know, this is prime real estate. It will go fast.

I'm sure it will.

Okay, well we'll be at the office until 6. If you'd like to make an offer, we'll be there. You can call us.

Yeah, I'll call you.

I think he'll take it.

Not a chance.

Oh, come on. Why not?

Look at this place.

First of all, you can't even hear yourself think over the planes that are going by every 25 seconds.

So it's by the airport. Good location.

This place is a dump. This place is a dump.

This guy comes from a family that has so much money, they bought the Billy Joel Estate in the Hamptons for $52 million.

Yeah, well, I mean, he's young. He could be happy here.

Yeah, about as happy as you are at home.

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