A virgin loser with tiny cock mocked by his hot date
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Over dinner, her excitement waned as he nervously confessed his virginity. "Never touched a woman? Or been touched?" she smirked, her eyes narrowing with skepticism. Yanking his pants down, her laughter filled the room at the sight of his thumbnail-sized cock.
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Better off with a almost dead vibrator.
Almost dead vibrator?
Yeah, like not going to last very long.
Dude, I just don't.
Oh, I mean, you asked what you're supposed to do.
I think you're supposed to put your mouth on it.
I'm supposed to.
Isn't that what they do in porn?
That's what I see.
Okay.
Um, there's not much to suck, honey.
I'd be better off giving a blowjob to your balls.
I guess I can take one for the team here, but can you at least like...
I don't know, what am I getting out of this?
I swear to hell I'm gonna get a lobster.
Oh man.
You know, I've done some pretty shady shit in my life.
It's probably number one.
Um...
Wow. Okay, so, uh...
Are you gonna suck it?
I guess. I guess.
It's like sucking on a binky.
It's just like a big fat straw, kind of.
Except not big. Don't get your fucking ego in the way.
You said it. - That's not big.
It's a straw.
You know, kind of like the Slurpee straw that they get at like, gas stations.
I can't even do it, dude.
Listen, I want to do you a favor, man.
I...
Well, I think I'm not a virgin now, right?
Ew, God. Fucking virgins, dude.
You have to have a dick to put inside of a pussy.
Do you know how... how sex works?
Yeah, on porn.
Okay, so you see the man with his fucking shit rock hard, right?
This is not... I mean, maybe it is rock hard.
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