A job interview gone wrong - you are the BOSS

Please take a seat. I'll make a call that you've arrived.

Thank you.

Mr. Trend?

Yes.

I'm Mr. Johnston. I will be your interviewer.

Sweet.

So, let's cut to the chase, then.

I can see you really like to watch me naked,

so I thought I must abate for you, just to see how you can handle stress.

Great, when do I start?

You can start tomorrow. Perfect, see you tomorrow.

Welcome, Mr. Trent.

I'm Helen Hutter. You will work directly for me. Do you have any questions?

Yeah, I really wish to know if...

Oh, here we go.

What are you going to send me this time?

Hey beautiful. Hello Mr. Trent. You can call me Jack. I thought your name was

Kevin. It is, but if this were a porn movie I would be Jack, the handsome repair

man. You're not a repairman and this is not a porn movie unfortunately. Okay I'm

not a repairman but I would need one for the printers since it's out of ink. Ask

someone from IT to help you. Or you could help me.

I could, but what's in it for me?

I will let you call me Jack.

Hmm, okay. But if you're Jack, then this is a porn movie, and you know what happens in them.

My first day in office and now I'm about to kick some ass and get mine kicked.

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